smoggler

Someone who smoggles a lot. To become a smoggler, you just be adept at smoking and gobbling penis at the same time, becoming a smoggler.

Damn, she is trying so hard to be a great smoggler, it just brings a tear to my eye.

by Junkiewhore July 16, 2004

Shmoigle

A wooden bag of fruit that is only full of green fruits except from pears

Johnny happy birthday and here is your shmoigle

by Johnnyboi52 April 7, 2020

Cock Smoggler

someone who loves inhaling large amount of penis and man juices

Damn that girl is a cock smoggler.

by hovihov October 7, 2009

shmiggles

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.

1."Look it's Yoko with a yoyo,shmiggles"
2."Oh f*cking shmiggles!"
3."Hehehe yes!Shmiggles"

by jeff24 April 13, 2004

Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009

shmaggle

A slang term for a cigarette

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?

by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

shmoogle

A hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003