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shmile

A combination of shit and smile,
what i do for my school pictures, it looks like i'm eating shit.
camera guy-"Shmile!"
Me-"SHIT!"
by cuteshit2 August 10, 2009
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shmizalfomizal

Europeans trying to be ghetto
Or...
Ghettos trying to be Europeans
Yo home dawg, that french dude is such a shmizalfomizal.

Don't hate on my butt, i'm ghetto and trying to be european. I'm so shmizalfomizal.
by John McWhite December 29, 2003
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Shmizmin

Shmizmin is a gracious professional. It is commonly used among design teams. It can mean the quality of sharing T-slot screws, batteries, ideas, concepts, programming skills, enthusiasm, respect for others, or aspirations for high-quality work.
SHMIZMIN!!!! I can't believe you made it to the competition.
Great job shmizmin. Your contributions are immeasurable.
by First Robotics Stan January 7, 2022
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shmiz

adj.: a word with the same meaning as "stupid", "gay", "fucked", etc., generally used by those who dont want to be prejudice to gays/lesbians, or are gay themselves

n.: used where many might say "fag" by those who do not want to be assumed anti-gay, or by those who are gay

v.: (to shmiz, shmizzing, shmizzed. also, shmizzle, shmizzling, shmizzled for 1st and 3rd meaning) the same meaning as "fucking" or "having sex" only referring to gay couples. also, giving a blow job (gay couples or straigh couples). third, used like "fuck" (as in the phrase "fuck you")
adj.: We had a pop quiz in science... how shmiz is that?
My mom was being all shmiz and got pissed off at me.
That party was so shmiz; the music sucked.
The shmizzing soda machine just ate my dollar!

n.: You're such a shmiz.
That shmiz was talking shit about me!

v.: Those two guys were shmizzing (or shmizzling) last night... ugh.
I heard they shmizzed the other night...
She shmizzed him?!
Shmiz you!
by someone December 13, 2004
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shmil

A synonym for a cheap man. A guy takes you on a date and wants to split meals, drinks and cabs. Doesn't end there, a shmil will want to go dutch on vacations too.
Went on a date with such a shmil! Never going out with him again!

What kind of guy is he? Oh a shmil? Dump him, it'll be better for you, do u really want to worry who's paying for what? Ungh so unattractive.
by yayanyer June 17, 2010
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shmill

1. A person whose action can be described as gay, stupid, retarded, ridiculous, or annoying.
2. A loner, loser, idiot, fag or reject.
Replay needs to stop being so shmillish. Ian and Jeremy are true shmills.
by Geoff Schneider June 29, 2005
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Shmizzing

Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed
"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing
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