shmecal

Little Jewish boy penis

Wow that is the smallest shmecal I have ever seen

by Fatmat December 31, 2013

Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016

Shmed

A person who just isn't on the level. Someone who isnt going to be helpful and doesn't want to be. Generally in the way and causing everyone else to do more than necessary to accomplish daily life tasks. Synonyms: Gump, Gomer, Clown, Ass, Loser.

That shmed who couldn't run his register wasted 10 minutes, and now I'm late.

Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.

by WDZynz March 10, 2019

Someday Shopper

A person who comes into a store regularly, and never buys anything.

Peter always been a someday shopper, he goes into the record store all the time and never buys anything, because he's always broke.

by Deviant Shade July 17, 2021

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

Shmedium

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt

Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'

by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

by kylieg17 March 5, 2017