Shmectored

1.when you are very drunk/high.
or
2.just happy overall

dude! im so shmectored!

by Robert Alex King April 15, 2011

Shmaccon

When somebody tricks you into eating Turkey bacon so you jam it down their throat and yell you eat this shit bacon aka shmaccon

Hey Carol this bacon tastes like shit

Carole responds its Turkey bacon

" gargling"

Its shmaccon!

by AmazingDom January 5, 2020

shmeckinwhepper

Your dong or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepperin your briefs , Dave

by Barharhar September 11, 2020

Sheccid

Sheccid is the most beautiful girl you’ve ever meet, she’s sweet, kind, loyal and can sometimes be mean.They are really good at sports like cheer, they would always have you’re back no matter what. They would never cheat on there boyfriends, if you have never meet a Sheccid then go find one because you are lucky if you know someone named like that.Sheccid’s also love animals but theirs favorites are dogs and bunny’s. She's wild and brave

Sheccid is a really good friend and great lover

by Juareszc November 22, 2021

shmeckleometer

A tool concockted to get the temperature of ones schmeckle.

My penis is getting warm, do you have a shmeckleometer

by Beefcake520 April 30, 2022

shmeconds

The unit of time used in the timers of Mario games that aren’t actually seconds as it ticks down way faster than a second

1: bro why’s the time limit already over, it said I had 300 seconds for the level
2: no, this is a Mario game, the timer runs in shmeconds
1: that makes no sense

2: yep

by Emerald-Fluffie June 15, 2022

Shmeck

A non-insulting substitute for "fuck". Commonly used by people who swear a lot and want to break the habit.

Person A: "Man I'm so shmecking hungry"
Person B: "What do you mean by shmeck?"
Person A: "Look it up on urban dictionary lets get some tacos"
Person B: "Yeah alright"

by Bleegggggg April 19, 2006