shonkerd

to be fucked up in any way, shape, or form

I think Sid is still pretty shonkerd from last night

by thegoonsquad November 2, 2010

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Shookered

The moment when you're triggered but also shook.

Person 1: Dude I am shookered by what happened to the election results.

Person 2: Dude honestly same, I can't believe a cheeto puff-looking man is running our country.

Person 1: I know :"(

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 13, 2016

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy shadonkler bob! I pulled a shlonkerburg!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy mackafoodle! I pulled a shlonkerburg,get me some napkins Bob!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

snonkered

drunk... and acting like an ass

after drinking all through lunch he went back to work.. snonkered... and used harsh language towards tech support.

by mehrkilo July 30, 2022

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024