shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

sheezed

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

by mnssumtin November 16, 2013

Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.

"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."

by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017

shezin

Prince or someone who is full of luck

He just pulled a shezin last game

by Demonlordrege November 21, 2021

Sheezyart

A supposed art website that barely functions because none of the people running it can ever get their asses in gear.

"Hey man, I went to check your Sheezy page and uh... Well. I couldn't."
"Yeah that figures. It's Sheezyart--what did you expect."

by Hero Bob August 13, 2009

Shledium

When its not quite a shlong

I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.

by SPark12 February 24, 2005

Sheezylackin

When something is so incredible/amazing its significance can't be described by one colloquialism so a combination of for sheezy, legit, and crackin is used.

That party was sheezylackin.

by junglejim1234 January 22, 2010