shlankin

is the term used in place of "hey, how ya goin?" or "what are you doing?". Can be used for many different purposes, greeting a telephone call included.

"Shlanking baby?!!"

"just chillin hey."

by teaganne October 19, 2008

shlaling

To beat someone up.

Watch yourself before i shlaling you fam.

by K1NX November 27, 2020

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.

When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"

by Rashed, J November 8, 2008

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

Shanking

Think crowbars and pain.

"imma shank yo ass'

"If you try that with me again, I'll give you a good shanking."

by Gemgems101 December 10, 2012

shanking

The act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.

Damn, dude. You're shaking. Maybe you need a good shanking.

by crunch86 October 27, 2010