Shmanker

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.

"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"

by northhum April 15, 2009

Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

shanker

a person who is addicted to crack cocaine

That kid Mike is such a Shanker!

by Jonny February 20, 2005

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

slanker

combined from the words "slang" and "wanker"

used to describe the losers who spend hours looking up random words on urbandictionary.com.

That's right! You're a slanker! But so am I, so it's all good.

by SB May 21, 2004

shlander-fluker-dandirff

a language created by Lalit Kapoor, inorder to promote the creative human spirit, and the ability of humans to communicate in the most unorderly fashion possible. Thus making the uderstanding of the language itself a(n) paradox/mystery/dilemma/unethical.

I wish I knew how to speak shlander-fluker-dandirff, then I could help humanity.

by Lalit Kapoor February 23, 2004

shanker

Pronoun - An alternate way of spelling the Hindu "destroyer" god, Shiv Shankar. See Shankar.

The great Shiv Shanker is the destroyer of all life.

by Vikaas April 25, 2006