swizzlestick

to rub ones penis all over an object.

"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."

by booger74 April 20, 2009

shizzlesticks

shizzles and fiddlesticks combined; a word that replaces an expletive like sh** or f*** that normally expresses anger, frustration, pain, etc.; meant to be used around small children so they won't pick up cussing from you

guy (drops can on foot): f****** christ!
child (laughing): f****** christ!
girl: look what you've done! you should have said shizzlesticks
guy (in pain): that takes too long to say!

by jozstone February 18, 2009

Shizzlesticks

When frustrated Or in anger you exclaim by shouting: "SHIZZLESTICKS!!!"

example:
John: Yo Travis did you do ya homework

Travis: SHIZZLESTICKS!! I forgot

by Sebajuan October 30, 2017

Shizzlesticks

When some thing bad happens and you don't want to swear

Shizzlesticks I dropped my pencil

by Poplipsicle January 24, 2019

SWIZZLESTICK

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

swizzlestick

1. funny
2. an expression of uncotrolled anger; rage

1. saw swizzlestick. without laughing
2. AAAHHH!!!! SWIZZLESTICK >:-(

by Wyatt & Erick January 21, 2004

SizzleSticks

Another word for hot dogs especially the sketchy ones that pop and curl on the grill like they’re fighting for their life. Usually used when you’re hungry but also slightly concerned.

“Yo toss me one of them SizzleSticks before they all roll off the grill.”

by boimans December 1, 2025