snizzard

An abbreviation for snatch wizard, whereby a female hovers over the toilet in a circular fashion while urinating in order to avoid touching the toilet seat. This act resembles a witch or wizard tending to a cauldron.

Derivatives: snizzardry, snatch wizardry.

"I opened the stall door and witnessed a snizzard in full force"

by hyperhifi November 9, 2012

Slizzard

When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.

Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.

by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013

slizzard

An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.

We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.

by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010

slizzard

when a person is both drunk and high

That guy who passed out it so slizzard!

by myguitar March 6, 2011

Getting Slizzard

When you get EXTRIMLY INTOXICATED (Tore Up From The Floor Up!)

Yo Im Going Out And Getting Slizzard!!!!!

by Lover Facee October 20, 2010

sizzard

a "dirty south" term for drinks

lets go to the bar and get some sizzards

by krazykylee10 November 4, 2010

shizzarrhea

warm, juicy, delicious, fudgey, diarrhea
mixed with jizz

i woke up this morning at the bottom of my bed covered in shizzarrhea.

after sucking his unit i has shizzarrhea stuck in my teeth.

Who the fuck shizzarrheaed all over my mac and cheese? its delicious!

by Karly Larson April 19, 2008