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flying shitake

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis
Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake
by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008
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shitacane

a hurrican contianing large amounts of shit
run theres a shitacane coming
by taymyster February 7, 2008
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Shitake Mushrooms

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.
by Katherine[: June 6, 2005
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Shitake Mushrooms

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
by $irHC` March 25, 2010
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Shitaki Mushrooms

Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!
by David Towle June 3, 2004
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shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
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shitaki mushrafuck

(when you drop your phone off a balcony and watch it land face first)

SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
by zooknookie August 16, 2019
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