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Shittening

When you are having a shit and something frightens you . It's a step up from `shat my self` as you are already shitting. It just speeds up the process.
Today I was in the toilet and I had a shittening. A spider crawled up my leg.
by vibrazy September 16, 2021
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Shitten

A kitten, who will one day become a cat. That has entirely too many bowl movements for a normal cat, which in turn requires you to scoop at least 3 if not 6 times daily
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE 7TH TODAY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHITTEN
by POOP CAT May 27, 2020
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Shitten

Oh look that cat is a shitten
by Train_FAN747 August 6, 2023
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Shitten

Shitten is a small stinky feline that has a fecal odor that follows it around. Alternatively a Shitten is also a cat that has a fixation on poop either to eat or play with.
¨That Pichuchi is a real shitten he needs a long bath
by csl003 May 27, 2023
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Shittening

When your day is going like shit, but you still don’t trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just worse.
by Dilan K. March 14, 2019
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The Shittening

When a person is exposed to gross incompetence on a repetitive basis to such an extent that they themselves undergo a dramatic and sudden decrease in their own competence.

Etymology: First used in the early 21st century, it is believed to be a colloquial inversion of "The Quickening" from The Highlander science fiction series in which, when one nearly-immortal highlander defeats another, they gain all knowledge and power possessed by their vanquished opponent.
"I'm afraid that if I have to trudge through fixing yet one more piece of garbage work I might end up going through The Shittening myself."
by Fessie September 26, 2024
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Shitten

a hybrid between a cat and a shark
person 1: Have you seen Jadon's Shitten?!
person 2: YEA!! It's soo cool!
by DingDongSlayer July 11, 2021
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