shitfeast

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.

When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.

by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck

A very messed up individual.

He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

Shithead

Someone who is really pissing you the fuck off so you call them something like "shithead" because that is what they are being.

My ex boyfriend is being a fucking shithead

by Broken Black Heart. January 29, 2017

shitpan

A lavatory. Can be used in either a literal or metaphoric sense.

"I need a dump, where's the shitpan?"
"This company's going down the shitpan."

by John Dennis September 23, 2005

shiteau

an extra large pile of feces, usually located in a toilet, which resembles a castle or chateau

Take a look in the toilet, dude. I made a super-duper shiteau.

by Jimmy Carr May 8, 2010

sea shitheads

Boat ramming, black clad, sea faring idiots who are going to get somebody killed because they can't handle their boats. Led by Paul Watson they are into ramming, not sending distress calls when their own boats are damaged and endangering their own crews, endangering anyone who happens to be in the same area of ocean as they are, incompetent ship handling, and explaining it all away as "for the cause" which they disgrace by associating with it. Occasional tool of the Australian government who likes that they press other nations in international waters, and back Australia's false claim to them, in exchange for free harbor in Australian waters. Not too fond of the United States Coast Guard, unable to even get Prius buyers behind them using wiser conventional means of protest. Like to throw stuff and shine lasers in eyes. Don't like independent documentation of their action, which is why they kicked Animal Planet cameras off their ships. Once appeared on South Park.

"They rammed a tanker doing an underway refueling at sea, risking lives and an oil spill? What a bunch of sea shitheads!"

by DaveHP35 October 3, 2013