Pink Shitneys

An inevitable case of explosive diarrhea the day following a night of excessive consumption of Pink Whitney Vodka.

"I drank 20 shots last night and woke up with an extreme case of the Pink Shitneys."

by hellohellonoine August 14, 2023

shitnass

a term coined by sam from @theasystem and @systemspouse on tiktok. used as an adjective for when you’re frustrated at something/someone

asher you shitnass alter!

by amandaloves1d8_ February 11, 2022

scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

by LaRogue August 20, 2013

shitless

When nothing and nobody can disturb, annoy or otherwise anger an individual. They could be said to be shitless.

I told lawrence he stank of shit and he said 'sound'

Wow lawrence is one shitless motherfucker

by johnbyrne2122 March 6, 2014

shitless

1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return

1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!

by animedude April 24, 2004

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Shitmessiah

bringer of shit, bad news, or criticism.

Not to be a shitmessiah, but there is no way the airliner is going to allow you to bring that gun on the plane.

by alexbrumlow October 4, 2009