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Shitload

Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.

1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!

It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.
A SHITLOAD OF:

babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies

trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees

stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs
by getinbelly March 21, 2010
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fucking shitload

an extremely plentiful or oversufficient quantity or supply of something, a whole hell of a fucking lot of it
"Fuck you cuntlicker, I've had a fucking shitload of biddies all over my dick the entire year."

"Dude your mom left a fucking shitload of empty pill bottles all over your fucking house."
by PHIL IS MY NAME LOL September 21, 2006
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shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.
by Anti November 22, 2004
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shitload

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.
Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.
by SirLeche April 28, 2005
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Shitload

The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen
A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.
by not the milkman October 5, 2011
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shitload

A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.
Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"
by The can man. December 2, 2011
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metric shitload

Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.
by eltjim November 12, 2004
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