shittal

The act of dropping a turd on a public toilet seat, wiping / smearing it onto the floor, and walking away.

That Mexican whorehouse was gross. Someone took a Shittal and then stepped in it

by Bmoney123 February 12, 2015

shitballs

An exlamation one cries out when they REALLY screw up.

On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store.

"Oh, shitballs!" She cried.

by Lisa V June 9, 2005

Shitballs

Slang term used in the incident of getting fucked, to say when one is going to get in trouble.

"Oh shitballs, I didn't know that was your sandwich."

by Hoolio, King of Nothing July 30, 2003

Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

Shitillionaire

A person who -- recession or not -- manages to have a shit-ton of money.

"I'd drop out of Harvard too if I knew I could be a shitillionaire like Bill Gates."

by mariokartracer March 18, 2009

Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.

"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."

by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015

Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016