shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 03, 2019

shitface

shitface (verb) : 1. to bomb on sth., to get rejected, to have sth. blow up in one's face, literally "as if to plant one's face in shit" 2. to land face first into the ground, to face plant into the ground
shitface (noun): derogatory put down to describe someone as ugly
shitfaced (adjective): to not know how bad one looks from doing stupid things while being sloppy drunk

shitface (verb): 1. "I totally shitfaced the interview, the interviewer asked me questions which I had no idea what he was talking about." 2. "Jim was running full speed down the hill when he tripped over a wire and shitfaced hard into the pavement."
shitfaced (noun): "Hey shitface! How about you go take a dirt nap with Elvis!"
shitfaced (adjective): "I got so shitfaced the other night, I had no idea I was hitting on a transvestite."

by anal retentive definition man March 05, 2014

Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.

I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.

by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011

shitface

someone who is really ugly!!

Bob: your a shitface
Jim: no im not!

by shitface123 September 27, 2009

shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.

last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.

by Kate Cunn. December 20, 2005

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005