shite

a very british and therefore great way of saying shit. shite sounds much more effective than shit

'karen looks like five kinds of shite today'

by britbabe August 19, 2004

Shiesty

Nickname for a ski mask inspired by rapper pooh shiesty.

Quan: we seen that opp nigga on the block he still there. jason: ight bet drop the lo im finna grab my shiesty.

by Anonymousnigga1218 March 24, 2022

shitass

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words

by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020

shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

shinesburger

Shinesburger - shines (head, blow job, brains) burger (like the one u get at mac donalds)

A shines burger is allways made with shines sauce/seamen seasoning (salt)

The word was originally discovered in the summer of 2010 in the greek town of malia.
A shinesburger is in essence and sandwich with an egg filling sprinkled with salt.
After a peer received shines he likened the taste of his own jizz to salty egg whites.
While watching another peer add salt to the egg in his bread roll, the great SHINESBURGER was discovered.

1)

M - Mandem is eating a shines burger?!
A - Don't u point at mans sandwich!
M - That's not a sandwich its a shinesburger!
A - I said stop pointing at mans egg sandwich!
B - but u added shies sauce so that's a SHINESBURGER!

2)

I'm hungry go to mac donalds breakfast and get me a shines burger with hash browns, and bring me some sachets of shines sauce.

3)

by AHLGATE July 19, 2010

Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010