ShitAdelaide

ShitAdelaide is the best Instagram for everything funny happening in Adelaide, Australia

Person 1 - OMG, have you seen the latest ShitAdelaide post, it’s so funny

Person 2 - No, I don’t follow them

Person 1 - You need to follow them on Instagram, @ShitAdelaide
Person 2 - Ok, will do

3 days later

Person 2 - ShitAdelaide is the funnies and best
Person 1 - See, what’d I tell ya
Person 2 - I’m gonna tell all my friends about ShitAdelaide

by ShitAdelaide_official July 16, 2018

Shiterie

shit-er-ie (pronounced with emphasis on the last sylable): the whole thing; a collection of circumstances.

I don't have time to tell you how to do it. Just go to the tire store, dial my number, hand the phone to the service guy, and I'll explain the whole shiterie.

by traumatized December 19, 2008

shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017

shiterature

any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet

I need to find me some shiterature to make my crapping experience more enjoyable.

by Kamileon K. October 16, 2005

Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010

Shitblade

When you squeze your but cheeks together in order to cut of the terd.

I had to get to the high def porn on my computer so I used my shitblade to wrap up my poo faster.

by mack daddy Q March 24, 2009

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011