shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.

Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

shitclicker

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.

While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.

by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007

shitrock

Style of music totally lacking in originality that claims to be rock and roll, but has nothing in common with the soulful three chord progression based music that rock was derived from, played by over privileged upper middle class whiners who are probably blowing some record exec.

Just turn on your Radio or MTV to hear all the shitrock you can stand.

by ButterbeanLovesBeer July 20, 2008

john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

Shitlock

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009

Shitblox

The term used for the worst game ever, Roblox.

"Hey, wanna play some Roblox?"

"You mean Shitblox? HELL NO!"

by mofolowfo January 13, 2023