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Shist

A mist of shit - i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. It tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.
I took a dulcolax and damn, I was shisting all over the place.
by im12andwatisthis May 9, 2014
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Shade Shiste

an individual whom acts in a scheming and sneaky (weasel rat bastard) manner in select situations
Anthony Tavormina is a shadey shiste because one called him and saw him ignore the call. IN addition his cellphone is prepaid and he has a "wednesday shirt"!
by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005
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Shitopia

A dystopia mistaken for a utopia. A fool's paradise, or a hell on Earth. The worst of all possible worlds. A place only the depraved would think of as heaven, like a pig in shit.
Hollywood is a shitopia for borderline personalities.
by wondertrash September 2, 2009
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Mexican Shitoff

An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.

In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.

This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.

More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."
by Paul Claessen December 9, 2008
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shiftone

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".
OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!
by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005
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Shintoism

Shintoism is a religion based in Japan and the Japanese culture. It's beliefs center mainly around the kami or the spirits. They believe in many of these spirits, and they also believe in worshiping and holding rituals and festivals for these spirits which they hold with honor and respect.
Followers of Shintoism hold loyalty and honor in high esteem.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 4, 2010
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Shito

Shito is a Ghanaian sauce that primarily consists of fish or vegetable oil, ginger, dried fish, prawns, crustaceans, tomatoes, garlic, peppers and spices. Shito literally means Pepper in Ga language.
Atiah: What will we eat for supper?
Rachel: Bread with Shito.
by joey6rings November 30, 2018
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