shitlord

A derogatory term originally used by feminists and Social Justice Warriors, now taken over by the ones they accused of being one. Used by people who actually care about their health and take care of their bodies and know fat people won't magically become healthy by insisting that they are, which is what Health At Every Size (HAES), another fat acceptance movement, does. Commonly known to make fun of fat acceptance and feminists.

"You just love making fun of fat people, don't you?"
"I know! I'm a complete shitlord."

by LeMisérable June 19, 2016

shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

by btezra October 23, 2002

Shitload of Fuck Moment

A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.

Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."

by CosmicBig Mike October 20, 2010

shitlard

A fat disgusting lazy person

Can you help me with building a birdhouse

Naw man I'm playing Xbox

You're a Shitlard

by BrownPat October 28, 2013

Shitloading

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.

I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.

by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020

Shitloid

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.

Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022

what a shitload of fuck

a furious quote of Retro Game Rage, Nostalgia Critic, Irate Gamer, and The Angry Video Game Nerd.

I'm trying to aim the fucking atom. If you hold the SQUARE button, you'll be fucked! What were they thinking?!?!?!?! What a shitload of fuck! What an assy shitload of motherfucking bullfuck! I rather take a cat and put the cat's asshole into my MOUTH!!! Bloody fuck! Meine Verficktes Sheiβe. Pinche perra de gata. DIE ALREADY, BUBSY 3D!! Hadouken! Get over here! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!! FUS RO DAH!!! THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!! -Retro Game Rage

by Fuck Cats November 24, 2015