Shitster

One who claims to be a hipster.

Dude, look at all thoes Shitsters and art fucks.

by El Duche the fag basher October 30, 2010

slipster

noun:

1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.

2. A small slipper.

Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.

#1:
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"

#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"

by Argonak April 13, 2008

scipster

Someone who tries to fit into the scene and hipster subcultures; a contradiction in itself. You cant be "xcore" and shop at vintage stores.

She just got her hair cut in the scene style, and she's wearing hipster clothes. That makes no sense... what a scipster.

by definerofthings January 14, 2011

Sipster

A surfer that rips all kinds who listens to indie music. Usually makes fun of hipsters but is also known to dress like one.

"Dude, have you seen Connor's music collection lately?"
"Yeah. Man, he's such a sipster"

by Cookie224 September 24, 2011

Shopster

Person who shops for modern, hipster or exclusive products.

- I love buying exclusive stuff.
- You're a real shopster!

by Tom Fish September 28, 2014

Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

shitsterpiece

Something that is so shitty or bad that it is engraved in your head. It is usually one of those things where its,"so bad it's good." Another way of using it is to describe an event that didn't go well.

"dude, that party was such a shitsterpiece!"

by bebehans September 25, 2021