shiniest meat bicycle

A vehicle with two or four limbs tandem, ears or hair for steering, a fleshy seat, and organs by which is is propelled.

“I have the shiniest meat bicycle!”

by Endless Ribs October 29, 2017

Shinesty

It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.

I’m having the Shinesty day ever.

by lilakay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The sparkle in your eyes one gets when their balls are fully supported.

“Did you see Stan? He’s totally feeling shinesty today. You can see it in his eyes”.

“Yea, he’s totally Scrotes-ma-goats.”

by Tick Tock December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Balls out underwear and other shit!

My lady friend says Shinesty looking good on my package

by The real ProSA December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Shinesty, A person who has great taste in underwear.

Man, look at how cool that shinesty is!

by Picklefan69 December 28, 2021

SHINESTY

A group of madmen in creative irreverent underwear.

Does he wear tighty whiteies? No he is a true SHINESTY

by RyGuys December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A device that cradles your balls and and give them lots of love.

Girlfriend: Oh my God you came so much it is dripping all over the place what did you change?

Boyfriend: Is OK babe I had on my Shinesty's

by Ezio mfing auditore December 29, 2021