shimple

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005

Shippee

A large racist man who drives to the mall yells nigger as loud as possible, while the darker homosapien proceeds go shoot up his Ford Powerstroke.

Look at that shippee, he's taking up the whole parking lot while yelling at that black male.

by VDURAMAX September 6, 2016

Shimperific

extraordinarily great or intense with a Shimp feel.

Have you had that spaghetti it is shimperific!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

Shimples

Pimples contracted from eating ass.

A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".

Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples

by Screw-It-I'm-Out August 20, 2017

Shampee #671

It is a element iod

Shampee #671 is a iod. It is same as shampoo but it's radioactive.
It's Collapse time is 69 days.

Classified to gamma rays.

Mainly used to torture furries.

A nuke contains 4% of Shampee #671.

by That Memer 69420 monke February 23, 2021

Shimeenigans

The nonsense you and your best friends get up to on vacation.

We got up to a lot af shimeenigans in December.

by Shoethrower01 March 6, 2021

Shipeemitting

The act of shitting, pissing and vomiting all in one fluid action/motion.

Joe- did you hear about katlan last night.
Bob- no what happened

Joe- she had too much choccy milk and was Shipeemitting all over the place
Bob- noice.

by I_shit_my_pantsonthedaily February 23, 2022