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Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants
Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
by farterinc June 21, 2022
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Saumya Shilpian

Most amazing girl, most sweetheart girl, most genuine, most humble, most kind hearted, most loyal, most. Honest always ready for help if u request her. Biggest fan of Shilpa shinde ever.

Sweetheart Saumya
Teri khushiyan ban main jeeva, meri khushiyan ban tu jeeve, hai itni si dil ki aarzoo Saumya Shilpian
by Being Salmaniac April 8, 2021
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shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.
Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!
by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009
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shipanski

the act of flinging poo at the womans face while she gives a blowjob
last night roxy was giving me a shit blowjob so i gave her the shipanski
by jimmyjonjonkin February 2, 2009
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Shilpa

Has a monotonous voice, can be dreary and often stays on one topic for far too long. Mediocre looks, sub par personality. Most of her friends are pity friends, often the DUFF of the group. Can be silly, which in small doses is a good thing. Too much of it can be irritating and be too much to handle. Often puts people to sleep with her voice.
Bro 1: How was history class bro?
Bro 2: It was terrible, the teacher was such a Shilpa. I almost knocked out!
Bro 1: Dang bro, they're such a drag!
by StellarscopeGTWRKD May 22, 2018
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Shilpa Shinde

The Girl with Kindness, Humanity, Sweetheart, Bigg boss 11 winner, most down to earth person ever.. If u once love her then never go back..
Bigg Boss Seasons Ki Best winner

Ofcourse Shilpa Shinde
by Being Salmaniac April 4, 2021
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shilani

A fat bit pretty girl she is rude but nice she comes from a small bit popular town and can be a huge dick sometimes if you offer her something to eat she will take it and divour it.
Wow shilanis so fat
by Sfchj May 19, 2018
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