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Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.
Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*
by dtay87 July 1, 2015
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Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.
Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!
by _xanti_r August 8, 2019
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Shirley Manson

the ultimate goddess, supreme queen of rock and roll and lead singer of the alternative band Garbage
by Angelfishey June 3, 2003
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Shillelagh Law

1) Rules for combat between groups allowing hand to hand combat and the use of cudgels (Shillelaghs)

2) Used tom describe a combat event involving the use of cudgels, but not other weapons such as guns or knives.
2) Shillelagh Law was all the rage at the pub last night.
by gerot October 15, 2010
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Shileen

A girl who's a bit of a saucy minx but in a sexy librarian kind of way, with brains and wit. A type of girl who lights up a room when she walks into it and sets it on fire with her mad dance skillz. Glasses are generally included.
Wow, look it's a Shileen! I want to be as smart and beautiful as her!
by bff5evah April 25, 2014
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Steve Stifler

The character from American Pie who cusses frequently and is a "grandmother-fucker"
by Joe Mama June 18, 2004
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Stifler

Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.

He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.

Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.

He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.

He is Stifler.
Matt: Shit dude, I wish I was more like Stifler.
Den: Keep workin' at it homeboy, you'll get there one day.
by Mixmaster Matt April 6, 2007
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