sheridan steamer

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.

2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".

So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.

by Valoriengm January 1, 2017

Dan Sheridan

A Dan Sheridan is considered an Asian Fucking pansey.

We went to the chinese buffet and saw a few Dan Sheridans there. It was quite disturbing.

by Barack Clinton May 5, 2008

sissy sheridan

the world's number #1 minions fan

sissy sheridan is hot af

by RockyCanoa March 7, 2023

Sheridan Defense

When you piss off all the bad guys so they'll kill each other fighting over who gets to kill you. Named after Commander John Sheridan of Babylon 5. Also known as the Dresden Defense, after Harry Dresden.

You're in debt to the Crips AND the Bloods? Holy shit dude, way to use the Sheridan Defense.

Babylon 5 Dresden Files Brass Balls

by Haplo781 November 19, 2013

Brown Sheridan

When you shit all over your partner during hot passionate sex

You’re making me all hot and horny. I’m ready for a Brown Sheridan

by Barry McBarryface April 5, 2020

Stephen Sheridan Syndrome

When a person becomes too comfortable, too socially accepted, and too popular and then starts to become a manipulative attention whore.

“Why did you stop talking to Rob?”
Oh him? He had Stephen Sheridan Syndrome, he became way too popular and he couldn’t handle it.

by irishgoodbyesandclevelandsteam July 31, 2021

sheridyn

When someone is acting like they have a mental disability in a situation where it is not necessary.

Friend A: You look really fly today.
Friend B: FUCK YOU I KNOW I HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN
Friend A: Why are you acting like such a Sheridyn !?

by Tess-Tickle April 21, 2011