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Home of the Spartans and Phil Sheridan Days. A short 15 minute drive to Spirit Mountain Casino.

"The only good Indian, is a dead Indian. " - Phil Sheridan, City Founder and Namesake
There's never a shortage of circus antics and meth-addicts who are more than willing to pee through your mail slots on your doors. There's a 30% homeless rate in the high school.

Single-handedly funding the CPS department.

Rivals with Willamina, home of the Bulldogs.
AKA Shompton.
We went to Sheridan, Oregon to talk about how to include meth in our chew and how we hate n*****s.
by GreenJalapenoJelly February 04, 2017
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