Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005

Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

shekking

The king of terds

Dude you're totally a shekking

by The rolex March 19, 2016

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009