Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

by C L G June 29, 2020

SheikEric

A homus majoris mountaineerus who likes big trucks, big women, and wiffle balls. Likes the sport of midget felching.

by chance June 19, 2003

shizer

you talk a lot of shizer

by chrissy March 20, 2003

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011

sheezer

frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism

"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"

"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"

" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "

by amy o'donnel January 22, 2005

shizer

two german girls crapping on each others mouth

dude i just saw this nasty shizer

by ben mccubbins July 8, 2003

Shezzer

Type of hard person from Chesterfield / Sheffield, UK. See tolly

He were a r8 shezzer (northern accent)

by theswirly November 17, 2003