A religion founded at The University of Kansas on the 5th floor of Oliver Hall based upon Charlie Sheen.
by KU Mark March 16, 2011
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Get the Sheenius mug.The beautiful shimmering unicorn of genital arrangements, a Sheenis is an anatomically male bodily part that belongs to one who firmly identifies as a woman. Also known as a Venus rocket, girl dick, or she cock.
Despite their phallic similarities, Sheenis's actually differ a great deal from the run of the mill variety penis, and are often thought to originate not just from another gender, but from another planet, hence the Venus reference. Typical features of a Sheenis include an outsized length and sometimes girth, as well as a predilection for Shedazzlement - Sheenis's are often adorned with glitter and cloaked beneath silk.
Organ owners are usually inordinately proud of what they view as their girlish endowment, as they should be. When baited, they can be known to use the phrase "Suck my She Stick" to disparage any bigoted detractors of this most mystical measurement.
Despite their phallic similarities, Sheenis's actually differ a great deal from the run of the mill variety penis, and are often thought to originate not just from another gender, but from another planet, hence the Venus reference. Typical features of a Sheenis include an outsized length and sometimes girth, as well as a predilection for Shedazzlement - Sheenis's are often adorned with glitter and cloaked beneath silk.
Organ owners are usually inordinately proud of what they view as their girlish endowment, as they should be. When baited, they can be known to use the phrase "Suck my She Stick" to disparage any bigoted detractors of this most mystical measurement.
"My Sheenis is far superior to your run of the mill vag sweetie."
"Come on boys now don't you panic, these lady bits are all organic"
"Behold the Sheenis in its unsheathed glory."
"A Sheenis is beautiful, unique and curious - and above all it's persistent. Nothing can stop a truly determined Sheenis from reaching its desired destination."
"Come on boys now don't you panic, these lady bits are all organic"
"Behold the Sheenis in its unsheathed glory."
"A Sheenis is beautiful, unique and curious - and above all it's persistent. Nothing can stop a truly determined Sheenis from reaching its desired destination."
by munkey legend July 31, 2022
Get the Sheenis mug.n. A penis with crack on it. First Referenced on Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen. Similar to a sheen for a woman. Many who have sheenis envy often use this term to make fun of Charlie Sheen
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Get the Sheenis mug.One who spends his life studying and analyzing the life of Charlie Sheen. Once well educated and well practiced in the life and times of Charlie Sheen, One can be classified as a Sheenius.
Man1: My boy Smokie got a blowjob from 2 pornstars at that club last night, all while smoking 7 gram rocks of crack and reciting lines from the 2nd season of "Two and A Half Men".
Man2: That man is a fucking Sheenius.
Man2: That man is a fucking Sheenius.
by The Zaric March 21, 2011
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Man 1: Greg's ok until he starts drinking. Then he starts flying off the handle about warlocks, dragons, and tiger's blood.
Man 2: Sounds like Greg is having a Sheenism.
Man 2: Sounds like Greg is having a Sheenism.
by Octavio Stevens April 20, 2011
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