solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

shitsexual

Attracted to shit

"im so shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

sealsexual

When you have sexual feelings for a seal

Joe: oh my Karen I think im sealsexual

by Sealsexual January 22, 2021

shipsexual

An invalid LGBTQIA+ sexuality term of either being attracted romantically or sexually to ships/boats, or ships as in relationships, (Etc: ____ x ____).

Person 1: Why Do You Have So Many Drarry pictures?
Person 2: I’m attracted to it.
Person 1: So you’re shipsexual?

by harperpilled May 25, 2021

sabasexual

sabasexual people are people who are attracted to people with the name “saba”

hey i’m sabasexual

by hotgurlstiles July 7, 2021

Shawsexual

When you're gay for Luke Shaw

I'm not gay, but Luke Shaw can have my kids, making me Shawsexual.

by Iamshawsexual July 11, 2021