Shawshank

The act of aligning your shit splash with other ambient sounds in the bathroom.

"It was so awkward. I had to Shawshank because my boss was pissing right next to me and I didn't want him to hear how big my shit was."

by Derps McSquirt September 12, 2012

The Shawshank

A classic revenge technique in which the offended party hollows-out a space in a hardcover book and then deposits his bowel movement in said book. Upon closing the book, he places in on the bookshelf or desk of the offending party, where it festers undiscovered for weeks until the smell finally subsides.

Your roommate sleeps with your girlfriend while you're on a business trip, you need a non-violent, yet maddening way to re-pay his disloyalty. Hence, the Shawshank.

by Ryan T. June 22, 2004

Shawshank

Verb - To pilfer; steal a small amount at a time by filling your pockets in the same fashion as Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption.

Daniel shawshanked the change jar from the basement.

by Aarani December 14, 2008

Shawshank round

To buy a round of drinks but not have one yourself.

Johnny bought the house a Shawshank round of drinks. He stood there without a cup in hand & had the most peculiar look on his face like he was just happy to be alive.

by MyHaberdasher October 1, 2009

Shawshank Pie

This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.

Listen Mike,she's hot as hell but unless you want Shawshank Pie for dessert leave it alone.

by gizdor April 29, 2009

shawshank

Morning ritual, Shit, shower shave and wank.

Felt much better after my shawshank this morning.

by Andy13 May 31, 2005

Shawshanks

The slang for cigarettes, used by british teenagers. Most commonly used when discussing strong cigarettes e.g. Lucky Strikes.

Jack Sweet you got the shawshanks?

No Thom i only brought Leaf and Twine!

by JackThomRoman January 12, 2009