shastasize

To exercise, eat less, and get in shape for the purpose of going to Lake Shasta, California.

Michael: You're going to the gym for the 7th time this week?

Big Steve: Yeah man, I gotta shastasize.

Dont eat those carbs... shastasize.

Woah, are you eating candy... I thought we were shastasizing.

by sme5on March 16, 2011

Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

by prosperoust February 4, 2009

shauntay

the most beautiful girl alive, when im around her i feel like im floating and get those blasted butterflies in my stomach, and when i look into her eyes i get so lost...but it turns out i rly like to be lost....sigh how i long for her to feel the same way:(

you cant feel the way i do about shauntay lol

by christhatguywholovesyou April 17, 2009

shabstinence

(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.

(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.

by Scott McGregor July 6, 2005

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

shauntrice

The most perfect girl in the universe. Shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.

man 1: dude i'm dating Shauntrice
man 2: you lucky son of a bitch
man 1: damn straight

by lithium666blaze April 23, 2009

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man 1: dude i'm dating Shauntrice
man 2: you lucky son of a bitch
man 1: damn straight

by krashaun December 18, 2015

Shauntelle

Shauntelle is funny, weird, and clever and has great fashion. She is always down for a road trip or just staying in. Her creativity will blow you away. Her musical taste is awesome. She may say things that make no sense at times, but just go with it and you’ll have a great friend.

Shauntelle asked to borrow my hat.
She’ll probably wear it better than you.

by Sweave May 6, 2019