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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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tonsil sharpening

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
by Unequality February 8, 2010
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Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.
Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.
by Jondavid March 2, 2005
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shartenangst

The anxiety one feels when pressure builds in their bowels of which relieving could result in a satisfyingly harmless fart or a disastrously messy shart.
While on her date with Bobby, Suzy was overcome by shartenangst. She interrupted Bobby mid-sentence and excused herself to the Ladies Room.

Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.
by Capt Kevlar May 14, 2017
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Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
by RacerN2O December 7, 2016
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Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.
Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.
by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010
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