1. The act of accidental, simultaneous urination and defecation resulting from a failed attempt at forceful flatulence.
2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants
2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants
During my desperate attempt to fart on my fiance's Dad before the wedding, I got overzealous and shartinkled in my tuxedo. Hopefully, the two opposing smells will neutralize each other. Otherwise Steph will be pissed, that means I'm in deep shit!
by Michael Sinnott January 18, 2009
Get the Shartinkle mug.1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
by Jakndakster November 2, 2011
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by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012
Get the Sharktits mug.The practice that is popular in Japan that involves the pulling down of unsuspecting women's tops in public exposing their breasts, known as "topsharking", whereas "lowsharking" involves the pulling down down of unsuspecting women's panties in public.
by bobbyrice January 12, 2007
Get the sharking mug.shartina is a doll that everyone in the world really likes to throw on school roofs. she is very very very slay and people call her satanic. Though she is the best girly pop in the universe. Shartina is also an important artifact to the shartina cults' lives. As she has helped them through very hard times. The story of shartina is a girl named tina in floptropica. But unfortunately she got sharted on. She is now our best friend.
person 1 - Hey did you hear mr mardell was crawling on the roof..?
person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.
Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.
person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.
Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.
by shartina June 15, 2023
Get the shartina mug.A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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