Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

Sharpie

Cooper's true love

Cooper: I MISS MY SHARPIE!!! ):

by Waddledee10 March 22, 2022

Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....

Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES

by tperry76 December 14, 2016

butt sharpie

The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.

I love seeing all the colors in that girls ass. Those Butt Sharpies are like an assrainbow.

by Analbum cover March 19, 2014

sharpie

Permanent marker used for the sole purpose to write on somebody's face when they have passed out(i.e. black hawk down) usually if they are so intoxicated or high.

Steve: Hey! Matt just passed out!
Chad: SWEET! I'll go get the sharpie.

The Next Day...
Matt: WTF! Steve! Chad! I'm gonna kick your asses!

by Gts976 January 3, 2009

Sharpie rule

This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.

"He stole my new Sharpie marker but I can't take it back because of the goddamn Sharpie rule."

by blindorange October 2, 2009

sharpie sniffer

Someone that is so broke, they have to sniff sharpies to get high.

dude julio is such a sharpie sniffer.

by Patrick + Lorna May 5, 2005