saprise

similar to cheesecake surprise.

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.

I won't tell you that I had a saprise last night!

by fennigan July 7, 2011

shaprio

A evil thing

that book is a shaprio

by Jourdan Chaney March 1, 2004

Sharissa

that bih... period

Sharissa you be doin too much

by sharissaclarissatarissa June 14, 2019

saprise

When someone is continuously crying and arguing about rekills in his raid guild, but then doesn't show up anymore after he got his personal loot.

Where is our rogue - the raid is starting soon? He saprised us.

by UrbanAbcd August 5, 2020

Shaprita

A person that loves children only stands for her rights and never stands down to nothing a person that only has a good mood and never goes down

Co worker:Shaprita I'm bout to fight

Shaprita:Hold on I'm on my way

by Makaya Greenberry June 5, 2017

Shapist

A person who discriminates against people based on their size.

Robbie is a shapist.

by Hammer Schwanz July 3, 2017

Shapist

Someone or something that that excludes or judges certain things based on their shape. To approve of shapism

"Maths is shapist, why does it have to a number square? Why can't it be a number circle or a number triangle? And what about square numbers!? Or square roots!? It disgusts me as an anti-shapist

by Finn O'Brien December 4, 2017