THE ShamWOW :)

The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.

Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)

by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010

ShamWOW'd

Punched
(This came from when the shamwow dude punched the prostitute)

You just got shamWOW'd!
I'm going to shamWOW you!

by Somethingstinks May 24, 2009

Shamwow'd

verb.

when a person gets so drunk that the only thing that could make them sober is to absorb the alcohol in their blood with a shamwow.

Matt got so shamwow'd that when the cops showed up he asked them to sign his case of Coors Light.

by auburndrivexo September 5, 2010

ShamWow

When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.

Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow

by Sham_Man November 22, 2009

ShamWOW

When you pay for a psychotic prostitute who tries to bite your tongue off.

Link to reference: http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker

Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.
Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.

by importsnc March 29, 2009

Shamwow

Pronunciation /'ʃām ,waʊw ɛd/

Verb, -wing, -wed

1. To trick, con, or hoax someone into buying something that is not worth the price paid.

1. I'm going to shamwow that kid into buying this balloon with a hole in it for his lunch money.
2. I got shamwowed into buying a pair of fake Nike shoes.
3. Yes I am shamwowing people, but only to earn enough money for school tuition.

by gabe17 December 22, 2008

Shamwow

A useless scam product that doesn't work like it's intended to

"This thing is such a shamwow!"

by Blargmuffin May 9, 2010