A New language written by the council of the brotherhood of light
Its a very emotional language and u gotta use both your tongue and your hands to pronounce the words
the words are literally chosen by the mood of the council members and there is no rational logic to it.
for example the word "uss"means unique. for pronouncing it, you gotta say ussssssssss and meanwhile rotating your hand and throwing it into the air with your fingers closed like you want to punch an invisible whore's ass in old japanese martial artist's way while she is twerking.
Its a very emotional language and u gotta use both your tongue and your hands to pronounce the words
the words are literally chosen by the mood of the council members and there is no rational logic to it.
for example the word "uss"means unique. for pronouncing it, you gotta say ussssssssss and meanwhile rotating your hand and throwing it into the air with your fingers closed like you want to punch an invisible whore's ass in old japanese martial artist's way while she is twerking.
by EL Shibaybo Dorado August 21, 2018
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The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon June 29, 2008
Get the shanghai baby mug.A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.
Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".
Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.
Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"
Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.
Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"
Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
by kel the dog August 5, 2010
Get the shanghai shitpile mug.Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.
The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.
The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.
The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.
The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.
The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.
by Old Dirty November 11, 2004
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The Shanghai Yum Yum is typically achieved by cutting a small hole into a plain doughnut before a willing female masturbates their partner into said doughnut (usually while stimulating the prostate with the deft use of a little finger) thus filling it with jizz. The female will then immediately eat the Yum Yum as it is best served warm.
The Shanghai Yum Yum is typically achieved by cutting a small hole into a plain doughnut before a willing female masturbates their partner into said doughnut (usually while stimulating the prostate with the deft use of a little finger) thus filling it with jizz. The female will then immediately eat the Yum Yum as it is best served warm.
by CFTRW April 7, 2017
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Shez got everything and she is really funny.The times u meet her she myt not open up much but u shd get to know her.Dont think ur offending her,she is never offended loll and in short shez a whole new thing to explore~~~
and I do think a thing tat these girls got the height,<3
Shez got everything and she is really funny.The times u meet her she myt not open up much but u shd get to know her.Dont think ur offending her,she is never offended loll and in short shez a whole new thing to explore~~~
and I do think a thing tat these girls got the height,<3
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