bum shandy

Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.

I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.

by sexifacator February 6, 2005

ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

by lowdown November 16, 2004

Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

shanksy

shanksy is god in elite form. leader of everything but nothing at the same time.

SHANKSY!

by eng and jummy January 13, 2009

power shandy

power shandy

double vodka bottle of smirnoff ice or any other alchopopthen topup with beer in a chilled glass.

by grum barker August 26, 2003

shandy

1. Shandy is something of good and/or awesome status!
2. Shandy is a word that should be said when something cool happens or as an expression of excitement.
3. A Shandy is a drink, Beer and Lemonade...not bad!

1. "Whoa! Your new PSP is Shandy!"
2. "Dude! AA on Max 300! Fucking Shandy!"
3. "Hmmm, I sure could go for a Shandy right about now!"

by DrJackMcLovell November 20, 2005

shandy drinker

An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.

He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.

John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.

The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.

by Ivor McIver January 11, 2004