shandals

A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.

"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"

by Matt September 29, 2003

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.

Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?

by FreakOutAdams November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by billyboy11 November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."

(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?

by forthecoco November 12, 2010

Sandblasting

When cunnilingus is performed with a stubbly beard leaving a the woman chafed and raw.

"Dean was sandblasting me last night and now i can't walk or ride a bicycle."

by R.Sarpy October 25, 2007

Sandblasted

Extremely high and/or drunk - to the extent speech, walking, and basic tasks become impossible.

Dude, last night I got so high I couldn't figure out how to work my microwave. I was sandblasted!

by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015

Tokyo Sandblaster

an ambiguous, but certainly very, very dirty sex act, that cannot be described, performed, viewed, and/or otherwise censored, yet elicits the same kind of junior high response of other more obvious, more commonly known, certainly very, very dirty sex acts.

Origin: Conan 11/09/10. TBS.

Joe: I walked in the kitchen and they were doing the Tokyo Sandblaster.

Bill: What's a Tokyo Sandblaster?

Joe: certainly it is a very, very dirty sex act of which we are not aware, but amused in a way I haven't felt since....since.....junior high!

by evilmaster69 November 11, 2010