Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019

Shamrock Shake

to receive a hand-job in the bathroom of an Irish pub, or simply a hand-job given by an Irishman

Greg "Paddy O'Flanagan gave me a shamrock shake the other day."
Steve "You're a fag"

by lonnielassar March 2, 2010

Shamrock Surprise

The Shamrock Surprise is a Secret Sexual Move and Art Form currently perfected by the Immortal God Tetley of Westfall. Rumor has it that 3 ho's have already died due to the fact that one must be "Pure of Heart" to not end up getting killed by the S.S.

I herd Betty got killed while getting the Shamrock Surprise

Wow, did you see that, must have been the Shamrock Surprise

I herd that guy was a nigger

by Codename "ANDY D. ROY" March 22, 2010

Shamrock

(verb) slang, to hit somebody hard in the head or face.

That kid got shamrocked by Carl the other day.

by Cizzle Mayne January 19, 2008

shamrocked

Adj. Fucked; hosed; screwed. To have been dealt a low blow by someone. To be "shamrocked" is to be in very dire circumstances indeed, cf. shamrock.

(Origin: Shamrock Towing, a highly unethical company operating in the vicinity of Columbus, Ohio)

Dave talked trash to the wrong folks, and now his ass is shamrocked.

If you haven't dropped Differential Equations by the May 1 deadline, and you've flunked all the exams...all I can say is, "you're shamrocked, big fella!"

Twamley was feeling mighty shamrocked after he had to pay the towing company $45 for an illegal half-drop.

by Carl Willis April 27, 2004

shamrocking

when one puts on a veteranary cone, shakes up a beer (preferably a yeungling) then proceeds to spray the said beer toward ones face and drink as much if the incoming beer as possible.

after jimmy was done shamrocking the beer justone gave him a hot carlson.

by steven douglas December 25, 2005

Shamrocking

The double handed action of your local bar tender as they top off your Guiness with said 'Shamrock' motif.

'To Shamrock' ; verb. To ladel your lover in an artistic fashion with your 'man muck'.

Post 'Shamrock' a wet wipe (or other absorbant material) is required. Its is advised to steer clear of using the curtains or other handy soft furnishings as febreze and vanish are not up to the job in hand.

"Why my sweet, do we have time for a 'Shamrocking' before we go to your parents for sunday roast?"

by furball69 March 16, 2010