Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

shalonpoofa

Shalonpoofa is the best thing to ever happen to barbie. Shalonpoofa can be used so many different ways.

girl 1: i just got this outfit
girl 2: Omg i love it it’s so shalonpoofa

by Pickle Pickle Pickle May 8, 2023

shabonk

The male penis.

used mostly when suggesting a silly or ridiculous action of the penis

what if i was to pull out my shabonk and wave it around like a victory flag?!?

by jimulous January 6, 2011

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015

shalong

A Jewish slong. Also a greating meaning 'Fuck you'.

He longed to have his shalong inside her muffel tov

by Tom ....../.. May 15, 2007

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013