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My ovaries just exploded

An ovary's primary function is to produce the female reproductive cells, or ova. They also secrete the sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which regulate menstruation and control the development of the sex organs. When an egg matures, it is released and passes into the fallopian tube towards the uterus. If the ovum is fertilized by the male reproductive cell or sperm, conception happens and pregnancy begins. An ovary is normally firm and smooth and is about the size of an almond.

The phrase "my ovaries just exploded" is a reference mostly said by women after seeing an adorable baby or small child. The idea behind it is very similar to the other closely related definitions (seeing/sensing someone attractive and thus producing more estrogen); however, this is specifically tied to a biological drive or need for bearing children. This is not to say someone using this phrase wants to have a child, or doesn't already, but it is an exclamatory statement proving how incredibly physiologically motivating seeing adorable children are on those desires.
Example 1:

Alex: Let me show you a picture of my 6 month old dressed up as a lady bug for Halloween...
Samantha: OMG that is so adorable...My ovaries just exploded.
Alex: WHAT?! Are you ok?
Samantha: HA! Nothing is wrong. Your daughter is just too cute!!

Example 2:

Kristine: Did you see those bulldog puppies licking the face of my niece.
Brittney: Seriously. My ovaries just exploded. Puppies and Babies. Ridiculous.
Kristine: I know. I can't decide which is cuter.
by dixie_belle November 3, 2013
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sexployee

A sexployee is an employee you have that engages your sexual interest. This can be an employee you sleep with on the job. Once they are no longer working for you, you no longer find them attractive and the hott sex turns icy.
Patrick and I had horrible sex..guess he was just a sexployee
by SkankstaGangsta August 28, 2010
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'SPLODED

A common phrase shouted by Fortnite players when you get an RPG kill, many times being a sick dunk on someone else.
"get 'SPLODED NERD!" AliA shouted.
by alaskandawn May 23, 2018
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Sexposed

Just means exposed, but only real g’s use this version of the word.
Ben just messaged Lucy the man. Get sexposed Ben.
by The definer for the lads September 20, 2018
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sexsplode

1.a feeling of nausea or bloating after sex as if you were going to explode
"god, i fucked her so hard last night i felt like i was gonna sexsplode"
by sexy man hot tits January 13, 2008
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fuck the duck's head until it's exploded

干爆鸭头
Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."
by Mr. ssb July 17, 2020
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exploded

A word used to upset grammmmaerer Nazis ;).
Ha! I exploded you! get rekt mate!
by happyexplorer June 7, 2018
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