An evolutionary mechanism that weeds stupid people out of the gene pool because they followed the advice given by a naturopath.
"Yeah.. My son Timmy had cancer but the naturopath treated him with Rosemary... By the time we found out that he had cancer, and that Rosemary was only good for making a tasty lamb roast, it was too late. Another victim of naturopathical selection I guess...."
by roidzo February 8, 2010
Get the Naturopathical Selection mug.Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 1, 2010
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A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.
Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!
by Beast_modez November 7, 2009
Get the Erection Rejection Selection mug.A special time of year reserved for rest, relaxation and world travel...and sex. Or, anytime one takes a trip of which the sole or majority purpose is to bang.
Man, work has really been stressing me out lately. Thank God there is only a week left until my sexcation.
by Slamber103 December 1, 2010
Get the Sexcation mug.Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
by boo boo the bear April 27, 2008
Get the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection mug.When members of a large cult or religious group commit mass suicide. When people whom the world, and the gene pool could really do without, decide to take their own lives in mass quantity.
1.Cult leader Jim Jones asked 914 of his followers to join him in natural self selection by drinking the fruit punch.
2. I wish everyone on E! t.v. would finally give into natural self selection.
2. I wish everyone on E! t.v. would finally give into natural self selection.
by The Socket Rientist January 28, 2011
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Involves two teams, the Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines) Who battle it out on base building, or combat maps. They gain upgrades and become more powerful
Has a large fan based community with many user made levels.
Involves two teams, the Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines) Who battle it out on base building, or combat maps. They gain upgrades and become more powerful
Has a large fan based community with many user made levels.
Dammit, im bored...Im gonna go play natural selection
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Natural Selection is much better than Counter Strike
by Wrin April 21, 2004
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