the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.
by sophie January 02, 2004
Former Potions Master at Hogwarts but given the Defense Against The Dark Arts job in Book 6. Kills Dumbledore in Book 6 and returns to the Dark Lord.
by Davado August 06, 2005
Severus Snape is such a butt trumpet.
by Mrs Darren Criss March 28, 2011
a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
by D November 22, 2004
The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011
(noun) a person who is very difficult to put your finger on; he/she often displays seemingly contradictory behavior which make said person's motives very difficult to decipher
John's always hitting on girls, but whenever they flirt back he gets all offended and says he has a girlfriend. That SOB's a real Severus Snape.
by toomuchHP July 16, 2011