Severe Diverticulitis

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019

severdawg

Well... plainly put, the FUCKING SHIZNITTA-BAM-SNIP-SNAP-SNAP. Nothing better, badder, or more willing to reign this earth. Often considered a direct descendent of Chuck Norris. Women are powerless against a Severdawg's good looks and quick witted personality.

As the world is coming to an end... "S-S-S-SEVERDAWG..."

by Hay-Zeu$ September 20, 2009

Severe Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.

Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)

by BlabberMouthe December 2, 2009

severe twerk

A twerk so severe the ass muscles twist and shake out of control rendering the person unable to twerk in future

It's so sad what happened to miley she had a severe twerk and can't even twerk a little now

by AMci201 December 1, 2013

severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in

‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’

by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

severe lack of female acquaintances

when an individual (generally a straight male) has a critically large lack of female acquaintances. these individuals are usually called out when they do something unintelligent.

Bob: Did u know that Jeff peed in the pool???

Bob-2: He must have a severe lack of female acquaintances.

Bob: fr...

by fortnitebattlepassenjoyer8845 April 28, 2022