Settlers of Catan 

A boardgame invented in the grand country of Germany. 3-6 players battle for control of the Island of Catan by trading resources and building roads and cities. The winner is declared the Master of Catan by the defeated.

Matt's hands shake when he is about win when playing Settlers of Catan.

Settlers of Catan by Matt Castro January 27, 2006

settle your squid 

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.

Settle your squid, man.

settle your squid by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010

settlers 

When two ugly people are together, settling for one another because that's the best they can get.

Tim is ugly and lonely.
Mary is ugly and lonely.
They settle for one another.

Wow! Those are some settlers.

settlers by nonsettler December 3, 2010

Settlers 

Name given to someone when they are addicted to the computer game Settlers. The person carries a laptop around campus - ready to play at any time. The person may ask you to play with them at random and often awkward times. This character may form a nightly gang of Settlers who enjoy playing the game for hours at a time.

"Did you see Settlers today?"
"Settlers asked me to play with him."

Settlers by Shuttlecock 9 May 4, 2009

Settlers 

Slang for the board game "Settlers of Catan".

Wanna play Settlers after dinner?
Hell yeah, I've always got wood for sheep.

Settlers by torontonium August 7, 2019

settlersplaining 

Attempting to explain something you yourself actually lack the knowledge needed to understand to someone who actually does have that knowledge, an act often performed by settlers to Natives
For examples see twitter

Person 1 "Why is he comparing the difference between a school of fish and a herd of buffalo to two human ethnic groups and where does he think buffalo would get prejudices against schools of fish in the first place? How does any of that 'prove' his belief that there is only one Native American culture in all of North America?"
Person 2 :He's settlersplaining, don't expect him to make any sense"

settlersplaining by MoeWebster May 21, 2018

Settlers of El Pan 

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

Settlers of El Pan by Acexzy September 23, 2020